By now I am sure you have all heard about the Perez Hilton – Will.I.Am debacle. If you haven’t, let me bring you up to speed - in a nutshell, Perez Hilton called Will.I.Am a Faggot and one of Will.I.Am’s Security guards clocked him.

So instead of doing something that a normal person would do and calling the Police or go to a hospital, Perez proceeded to tweet to the Police. Bright spark! We all know the Toronto Police Department are following him on Twitter. If you got assaulted you either go to a hospital and get checked out or go to the Police station. It’s not brain science.

This was nothing but an attempt for Perez to get some undeserved press and more hits for his ridiculous website. If you have seen Perez’s video you would see how many holes are in his story. First he says that Will hit, then a few minutes later he says it was Will’s security guard? Make up your damn mind, you giant (in every sense of the word) Drama Queen.

I have to admit though, his random crack at Fergie at the end was hilarious.

However, if you want to hear what really happened go watch Will.I.Am’s V-blog. Personally Will has a lot more credibility that Perez ever will.

I just think it’s about time someone gave this idiot what he deserves. He runs celebrities down on his website then sucks up their assholes on Twitter. It was only a matter of time before someone clocked him in the face.

Perez you’re a douchebag - Shut the fuck up!

Okay this was meant to be a review but Raw sucked for the most part so it kind of turned into a bloggy rant of sorts, so I hope you enjoy reading.

So Raw starts and I’m a little pissed because the recording missed the beginning and came in toward the end of Jericho’s promo. I’m a huge Jericho fan so this saddens me, especially when he’s running down the hypocritcal, overrated Mexican jumping bean..

What’s with the timer? Does anyone really need to be reminded we’re going to see an abomination of a title match in 30 minutes? It’s really quite annoying.

Anywaaay back to the Intercontinental title match. Solid match so far, but I wouldn’t expect less from a Jericho match. Damn you Rey! I wanted to see Jericho 619 your ass. Oh how typical, 619 then from Rey after a botched Hurricanrana. Good work, douche. Codebreaker and it’s over! Go, Jericho, Go!

Todd Grisham is quite annoying as a commentator, never thought I’d say that I actually miss Taz.

Randy! The only reason I miss watching Raw on a regular basis. Nice promo til it gets ruined by the overrated annoying idiot John Cena.. Shut the fuck up and get off my TV!

Poor Vickie. I will miss her saying “EXCUSEEEE ME” every week.

ECW title match is up! Feels like so long since I’ve seen Christian. First question.. Why does he look like an Oompa Loompa? Horrible tan. Or maybe it just looks so bad because his hair is incredibly white? Whatever, it’s nice to see Tommy ECW champion. Love that guy and he definitely deserves it.

Match is over. Tommy wins! Not a bad match, little short. But it was nice for me to see these two again since I never do because I always forget ECW is on.

Oh look..three useless divas discussing who brought Raw and if they still have jobs. I wish all three of them got canned. They’re failures in the ring and failures at promos. Well done on sucking at life.

WWE title match is up. Yawn. The only person in this match worth watching is Randy Orton (whose music is goddamn awesome, by the way!). Big Show sucks, Cena is a mediocre overrated apelike buffoon and Triple H just needs to fuck off. Pretty sure I couldn’t put it as eloquently as Jim Cornette did, so go read his blog on Triple H. I’m going to fast forward this match because I just don’t care.

I’m so glad Randy won. He’s the only person on Raw in the ‘main event’ scene who even remotely is deserving of the win. LOL at Triple H’s face after the match. Take that you big nosed retard.

New owner of Raw? Dumbest storyline since Mae Young gave birth to a hand… Donald Trump owning Raw is the biggest joke. I’m glad they didn’t go the predictible way of Ric Flair but Trump? Really Vince? You know who would of been awesome? Eric Bischoff! Probably might of made more sense. Guess Vince just needed to fund the Commercial-Free Raw next week…

Divas match - Mickie James vs Rosa Mendez. No matter how great Mickie is she can’t save the greasy failure that is Rosa. And here comes Maryse who is looking fine! I’m actually surprised Mickie can grab a hold of Rosa without slippy-sliding off the packed grease that’s all over her. I really hope when Mickie and Maryse face off Mickie is the first Womens/Divas champion. She should definitely be the first and not Michelle McFailboat.

A midget with a T-Shirt gun.. what the fuck? Oh good, Miz hopefully he’ll bring something that has lacked since the opening match - entertainment. Oh and I gotta say, if they sold the shirt he is wearing, I would buy ten of them. If Miz doesn’t beat down this midget, I will be sad. There’s nothing better than a good ‘ol midget beatdown! Awesome, awesome promo by The Miz. Then he shot the midget with a T-Shirt gun…fucking awesomeeee!!! That made up for how shit the rest of Raw has been.

Finally World Heavyweight Title match, just what I’ve been waiting for. Solid promo from Punk, his face promos are definitely not as good as his heel promos but whatever. Matt comes and ruins it with his hick accent but Punk pwnt him so it’s all good.

Edge needs new music. Alterbridge fucking suck! Jeff needs his old music back…and to LOSE THE FUCKING FACEPAINT!! Punk getting booed is awesome! I wish he’d turn heel already but I think it’s coming! Lots of roll-ups so far but I guess that’s a Triple Threat match for ya. The match was awesome, I only wish Punk would of pinned Jeff with a roll up. It would of fuelled more to the fire between Jeff and Punk. However definitely match of the night! Pretty sad when you think about it, the “B” Show guys upstage the “A” Show. And I don’t care what anyone says love Punk or hate him, with in his actions after the match, Punk is fucking class! Misawa fans know what I’m talking about..

I am pretty much over Raw now and a Santino promo kinda solidifies the failure that the rest of this show will be.

Jericho definitely said it best when he said this on his Twitter after Raw: “Nice to see that the Smackdown boys dominated Raw! Watch and learn kids…”

Get your heads out of your asses! Not everyone is going to agree with your opinions, so don’t bitch and moan when someone disagrees with you. Everyone has a right to their own opinion and if you don’t like it and can’t accept that, get the fuck off of the internet you giant retards.

Also, just because someone doesn’t reply to you on Twitter doesn’t mean you have to scheme up ways to get them to reply to you. GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING STUPID MARKS!

Complete Raw review with probably be coming tomorrow since I’m probably going to catch it this week since it’s got Smackdown! guys on it.

For the first blog here I thought I’d write about a current gripe of mine, Celebs on Twitter.

I personally love twitter and think it’s a great platform for when you’re bored or whatever. But some Celebs on Twitter are ridiculous and it really makes me sad when someone I love gets a Twitter and it really shows how completely braindead or retarded they are in real life. Sometimes I think we’d be better off with the false pretense we get as a fan.

Case in point: Maria Kanellis. I absolutely adored this woman until she got a Twitter and saw how vapid and childish she can be. Do we really need to add 20 !!!!’s to to end of every sentence? Do we really need to take cheap shots at people? I mean really? Sometimes I think I’m reading the Twitter of a five year old. Don’t get me wrong, I still like her I just can’t look at her Twitter or think about that’s how she really is in real life because that combined with her excessively creepy fans really make me ashamed to be one of her normal fans.

Actually, I have never liked this guy, I’ve always thought was as moronic as his music but he definitely makes the list. Joel Madden. This guy is just a moron in every sense of the word. Twitter parties because you got x amount of followers? Talking about Fairies, electronic cigarettes, getting twitter wasted and twitter passing out? The only thing worse that your Twitter Joel is your music. Shut the fuck up! How in the hell Nicole Richie can keep reproducing with this massive retard is beyond me.

There’s so many more that are just completely annoying on Twitter, Ashton Kutcher, Ashley Massaro, Miley Cyrus, Candice Michelle and so many more. The only saving grace of Zacky Vengeance is that he doesn’t tweet much.

If you want to follow some awesome celebs on Twitter, I implore you to follow Rainn Wilson, Chris Jericho, Pink, Lady Gaga, Awesome Kong, James Michael, Russell Brand, The Miz, and perhaps my favourite Twitterer, Australian Comedian Dave Hughes.